Wednesday, July 25, 2012

College co-ed beaten to death with a hammer!

Here's something I whipped out a while ago, thought you might enjoy it. Kudos to you if you get the meaning. It's a conversation between two gentlemen about an unfortunate murder of a college student.... Enjoy.

"Did you know Joan died?"

"Really?

"Yes, apparently while she was at college."

"Oh, dear! How dreadful!"

"Indeed."

"How did it happen? Accident?"

"No, unfortunately she was murdered."

"Really? Oh, my! I don't know what to say!"

"I know. Apparently, she was quite intelligent, always studying."

"What were her studies about?"

"Pataphysical Sciences, I believe."

"What's that?"

"Not entirely sure. Sounds exotic though, doesn't it?"

"Yes,... How was she murdered?"

"Some crazed medical student beat her to death with a hammer."

"Are you serious?"

"Indeed I am, unfortunately. I believe his last name was Edison."

"How horrid!"

"Rightly so, and he escaped from the courtroom as well."

"You must be joking... Do tell!"

"Well, there was a throng of people demanding he be released, who knows why; and this caused a distraction which allowed him to beat to death the judge as well. Then he apparently fled."

"Good heavens! Have they apprehended him?"

"No, but then again, that's how the song ends."

And if you don't understand what's going on.... Here's a nice cartoon to explain it all.

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